What knot to wear

While the standard office uniform of suit and tie takes the hassle out of getting dressed in the morning—none of those difficult early morning decisions—it also leads to a depressing anonymity. While some have taken the risky route of seeking solace in novelty ties, for those too sensible to have a cartoon character round their neck, there is another way.

The good folk at Jermyn Street tailor New & Lingwood—tailor to Eton college for 140 years and makers of fine bespoke shirts—has launched a bespoke tie service. You specify the length, width, lining and colour. And you either choose from New & Lingwood's range of 609 fabrics or bring in your own. The ties are handmade and prices start at £95.